Wanna' Be a Hippy Guinea Pig for Science?

Vanderbilt University just stopped using Lab Rats in their medical and Biological experiments and have begun using Personal Injury Attorneys . There are Three main reasons for the switch.

1. Rats are extraordinarily affectionate and cute animals; Some of the lab workers were developing feelings and Bonds with them
2. There are way more Personal Injury attorneys than Rats.
3. There are some things that you just can't get a Rat to do.
 
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