Alexandra, I just shared this with a guy on the wiki who can't seem to satisfy his wife all the time
and thought you might enjoy reading it, too. They're quotes from Phyllis Diller on men:
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
The thing that gets me is an attractive man who treats me like a lady. I’m a candlelight-and-romance lady, and I can’t compromiser in anything because I know that you can get romance if you wait long enough for that man to come along.
Women’s liberation is never going to change relationsdhips between men and women. I’m a third-generation career girl, so I’ve always been liberated and I take it for granted. And I like being a woman.
Sex can be a great burden for men, because their role is still more important than women’s. Men still have to act, while all women have to do is react.
The ideal man is sensitive and cares about how the other person feels. Really, men should stop being so uptight about being good lovers and just do what comes naturally. But if a man is worrying about sex and making love, he should listen to instruction from a female. It’s often unfortunate being a woman to teach a young man because experienced men are much better than beginners. They have been taught by many women.
Men don’t approach me. I’m not an approachable woman and I never have been. I wasn’t even an approachable child. I was bright, and boys don’t approach bright girls.
The male ego is the most delicate thing in the world. It is nurtured in such a way that it is supposed to be solid rock, and isn’t allowed to be human. So men assume the role of being completely impervious to any ego threats. That’s why you get men who go to single bars wanting sex but no marriage responsibility.