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Laughter FUNNY SIGNS, SOME MEDICAL

Discussion in 'Community Off Topic' started by Walt Oleksy, May 19, 2014.

  1. Walt Oleksy

    Walt Oleksy Beloved Grand Eagle

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."

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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    you've come to the right place."


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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

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    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

    "Invite us to your next blowout."

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    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."

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    In a Non-smoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."

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    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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    At the Electric Company

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be."

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    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry;
    come on in and get fed up."


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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank heaven for little grills."

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    And don't forget the sign at a

    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

    "Best place in town to take a leak."

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    And the best one for last............

    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
     
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  2. yb44

    yb44 Beloved Grand Eagle

    This is uncanny, Walt. No word of lie, I saw that septic tank truck over the weekend!
     
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  3. Colly

    Colly Beloved Grand Eagle

    These are hilarious Walt! Love the Electric company one:)
     
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  4. Walt Oleksy

    Walt Oleksy Beloved Grand Eagle

    Hi, Colly. Glad those gave you some laughs. People really are funny.

    Hope you have a good weekend. Memorial Day holiday weekend starting tomorrow
    but I have no plans to go anywhere. Just hibernate with Annie.
     
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  5. BruceMC

    BruceMC Beloved Grand Eagle

    These signs just emphasizes the near-sightedness and over-specialization of the professions. I think this is why TMS patients get the run-around as they move from one specialist, who diagnoses their symptoms according to one set of criteria, to the next specialist, who diagnoses their symptoms according to another. Frustrating, isn't it, especially when they're diagnosing essentially psychological body-mind symptoms according to inappropriate structural criteria?
     
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  6. Eric "Herbie" Watson

    Eric "Herbie" Watson Beloved Grand Eagle

    This is awesome Walt. I love the one about getting back on your feet after missing a car payment. It's true for sure, those guys don't play. Ever see that show where the guys go out to get folks cars that are late on payments, Often the get shot at and fight and everythig else you can think of but the act as if nothing even happened.
    Thanks Pal.

    Hey BruceMC nice to see you back pal, yes the field of structural diagnosis's is very diverse and complex like theirs a specialist in every one but they often contradict each other, hum..... I'm not beating them up, just thinking of all the prognosis's and diagnosis's that they gave me. The truth we know as a community here is a very special thing indeed.:)
     

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